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Dumb Arse Management

The stupidity at times, amazes even me.

I stay in a particular hotel in Auckland (which I won’t name as a client books it for me) about one week a month, so approximately 50-60 days a year. Now, that is a pretty good occupancy for them.

I leave my toothbrush charger in the bathroom. Imagine if the next day I received it in the post from the hotel with a note. Imagine how pleased I would have been, and how much I would have appreciated their service and thoughtfulness. Simple stuff, but of course, that is not what happened.

Four days later my toothbrush needs charging and, upon looking for the charger, I realise that I left it in the hotel. I email them and, here is the good part, they respond within 24 hours saying, that indeed, they have it. Now, my immediate reaction is, why on earth did no one contact me given that they had my contact details and must have known it was mine? Why was it up to me to email them and, if I hadn’t realised that is where I left it, would have spent about $200 buying another one? Absolutely bewildering. It gets worse – they are charging me to post it back! Fifty to sixty nights a year and they are going to charge me $10 (I hope no more) to post it back. It gets even worse. They won’t post it unless I send authorisation to debit my credit card (clearly high bureaucracy and zero trust for a regular guest). So, now I have to fill in a form, scan it and email it back, a whole 10 minutes of activity to rub salt into the wound.

Here is a hotel with posters about their service and values plastered all over the lifts, not telling me I have left something behind and waiting for me to phone them (presumably throwing it out if I don’t), charging me $10 to post it back, and making me fill in a form. Would you recommend this hotel to anyone? I certainly won’t be. Textbook dumb arse management!

Is Correct Language Important?

While we know that spelling isn’t an indicator of intelligence (Horn, 1960), we should, and do, place judgments on dumbed-down or plainly incorrect language and spelling. If you don’t believe me, tell me how you would feel dropping your kids off outside this school.

A road contractor hired to paint the word “school” on a freshly paved stretch of road near Southern Guilford High School in North Carolina rendered the traffic area in question in a “shcool” zone.

A Phone Company Not Answering Their Phone?

I phoned Vodafone to ask when new stocks of the iphone 4 would be available. I found it somewhat astonishing that I got a recorded message telling me that no one could help me as everyone was busy. How is it possible that a person at a phone company cannot attend to the phone? Somewhat ironic!

Earthquake

I moved house less than 12 months ago. These pictures are next door to where I used to live. I walked past some of the worst parts of the inner city less than 12 hours prior to the earthquake. Glad I have the memories as what was there no longer exists.

New York, New York

I have a conference in Rhode Island so stopped off in New York for a couple of days. Will hopefully have some pics from the top of the Empire State Building in a couple of days. I went to go up tonight but it was misty so wouldn’t have seen anything.

And if you are going to buy the new Apple MacBook Air, where better than the Apple Store, Fifth Avenue.

Photos to follow . . .

New York, New York Redux 2

I am on the business class Amtrak heading to Rhode Island sending this from my new MacBook Air.  Some amazing scenery (so won’t stare at the screen for too much longer). As promised, photos.

Victoria Park Tunnel

You may be aware of the tunnel being built in Victoria Park in Auckland (http://www.aucklandcity.govt.nz/news/council/200908/23/a04.asp) . Last year when I was there it was a large paddock with a few trucks and several guys – slightly different now!

Eden Park – Redux IV

Was again at Eden Park. Jeff kindly took me for another look around. These photos were taken from the coaching box.

Values Violations Don’t Go Away

Back in May, Andy Haden made some egregious comments. Earlier this week, he made more egregious comments. This time he went, and voluntarily at that. This was 2 months too late. Where was the leadership to swiftly act on this? Serious values digressions are rarely one-offs and are usually indicative of a pattern of responding (we only heard two public comments – goodness knows what was said elsewhere). If you don’t deal with values digressions swiftly, they’ll end up being just propaganda on the office walls – and we all know places where this occurs. Values are not just about winning the game, they are about how you win the game. How are you winning yours?

McWilliams Consulting